Peter Fritz Hermann

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I like a drink of water, 

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I like a cup of tea,

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I like to run in the morning sun

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and I like to swim in the sea.

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I like all kinds of music,

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I like to ride my bike.

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I like to be in company 

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but there‘s something I don‘t like.

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    I don‘t like sex. I don‘t like sex.  

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    No I’m not too shy and I wonder why,

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    but I don‘t like sex. 

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    I don‘t like sex. I don‘t like sex. 

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    I can be your friend, I can hold your hand,

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    but I don‘t like sex.

Wendy was a warm hearted woman,

a beauty some would say.

I loved her and she loved me

and we shared a beautiful day.

We went to hers for coffee,

she whispered „You can stay.“

She slipped into the bathroom —

I had to run away.

    Because I don‘t ...

I get lots of emails

from people I don’t know.

They say I could have lots of females.

They say they make my little man grow.

Well I guess by now I‘m all grown up,

so there‘s nothing left to grow —

and what ever they seem to know about me,

there‘s one thing they don‘t know.

    I don‘t ...

© 2008 Brummbär Verlag